Monday, May 07, 2007

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

I got these in the email recently and thought them shareworthy. (HT Tater's mom)

Some of these are groaners, but others are rather cute. Even my kids got the humor. Hopefully, you will too.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)

PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Indeed, it's in the Bible. It says, "He-brews"

I thought these were funny, but then again insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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2 Comments:

At 08 May, 2007 15:17, Anonymous benji magness said...

Gunny,

Just had to comment here on your blog's name. While I love it, I want to be the first vote toward amending it to its more Gunny-ish new name:

The Slooge

This is my favorite Gunny term. I hope pop culture picks it up soon. So go ahead and re-name your blog, "The Slooge"

Benji

 
At 09 May, 2007 08:54, Blogger Rev. said...

I second that motion. ;)

 

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