Saturday, June 14, 2008

Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

Can I get an "Amen"?

Top 10 Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know, Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.

7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car — GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies — you know — that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring — now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father’s Day? aahh — don’t worry about that — it’s no big deal.

Happy Father's Day


At 14 June, 2008 13:59, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about...."Son, I am a little disappointed that you did not jump off that bridge with all your friends."

At 14 June, 2008 16:40, Blogger GUNNY said...

How about this one?

"Hey, honey, for my birthday can you get me tickets to the Cher & Celine Dion concert?!"

At 14 June, 2008 18:06, Blogger Lance said...

"Hey kids, just shut the door whenever you get a chance. It's only 98 degrees outside . . . no hurry."

At 16 June, 2008 10:19, Blogger Oilcan said...

Tommy Boy

How about . . . "No, I don't mind - it's just a playoff game. Let's go shopping!"

At 16 June, 2008 19:35, Anonymous george said...

you could get a good look at a t-bone...

At 17 June, 2008 01:13, Blogger GUNNY said...

No ... wait ... it's gotta be your bull.

At 17 June, 2008 19:47, Anonymous george said...

hold on...I'm the butcher.

At 17 June, 2008 20:40, Blogger GUNNY said...

You have derailed.


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