That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

The following is a list of some corollaries to Murphy's Law.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug, much to the demise of that rug, which really tied the room together.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Automotive Precipitation: The day you wash your car is the day it rains.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of Flying the Friendly Skies: The amount of time you have between flights is inversely proportional to the distance between gates.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of Tangles: Unsupervised cords will take advantage of the first opportunity to entangle themselves.

Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Last Bulb: When replacing each and every bulb in a string of Christmas lights to find the one breaking the series, the last possible light will be the culprit.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Flux: Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Law of Dining Proximity: If you are the only party in a restaurant, the newcomers will sit at the closest table.

Law of Undue Optimism: The directions that state the job will take 2-3 people 8-10 hours will take 3 people 12 hours, with multiple pieces left over.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Law of Last Look: When searching for a lost item, the last possible place it could be is the place it will be.

Buster Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.

Law of Murphy's Chronology: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong ... and at the worst possible time.

Law of Worst Case Scenario: If there is a possibility of multiple things going wrong, the one that could cause the greatest amount of damage will.

Law of Possibility: If something absolutely, positively cannot go wrong, it most certainly will.

Law of To NOT Be Continued: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, or change it for the worse.