I wanna say something. I wanna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it; if you don't, send it right back.
For all the singles out there, Christian pick up lines.
*Caveat, I am not responsible to the repercussions of your actions. Use at your own risk!
1) Nice Bible; care to share it with me?
2) I would like to pray with you.
3) You know Jesus, Me too.
4) God told me to come talk to you.
5) I know a church where we could go and talk.
6) How about a hug, sister?
7) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
9) Oh you are cold? Ever read Ecclesiastes 4:11?
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
12) I am here for you if you ever need a prayer partner.
13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry", how about dinner?
14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) You want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments tonight?
16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my
heart and wait on hand and foot?
18) Nice bracelet. Who would Jesus date? I, I, mean "What Would Jesus Do"
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a
really nice person. I think you know Him. Jesus, yeah that's His name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you
have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
25) What? Of course friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
26) We have to hold hands when we pray so the circle won't be broken.
27) God has used you to teach me what true love really is.
28) Christians kiss before parting -- it's an old Jewish tradition.
29) I didn't believe in predestination till I met you.
30) I'll turn the other cheek for you, if you'll turn yours to me.
31) When they designed those Precious Moment figurines, I'll bet you were the model.
32) I have an extra dove pin. Want me to pin it on you?
33) Let's read the Bible together tonight. How about the Song of Solomon?
34) Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
35) The Bible says, "Greet one another with a holy kiss" and "forbid not the use of tongues."
36) Hi, your name must be Grace because you are AMAZING!
37) The Lord has cured me of all the bad-stuff. So you should get the new & improved me.
38) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me
39) Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead (SOS 4:1)
For the ladies: A classic brush off line ...
When you asked me if I wanted to live in sin with you, I didn't know you meant sloth.