Don't be a guy, the world is full of guys. Be a man.

I'm not quite to the point where I can talk about the Cowboys loss Saturday night without having my stomach turn in knots. So, God graciously provided a Burger King commercial to lift my spirits.

My only question is why I wasn't enlisted in the lead role?!



QUOTE: "I will eat this meat til my innie turns into an outie."

If you can't be a mean, at least eat like a man, man.