Redneck noise, dude, that's all it is. Make about as much sense as you do.
The question will at times come up regarding Christian music as to what inherently makes it "Christian." Is it the lyrics or the style or both?
I didn't realize, however, that the same is true in other music genres (e.g., country).
From the July 28, 2008 edition of Country Weekly:
"I have a great life, but I want to hear songs about drinking, cheating and dogs dying. That's country music to me."
P.S. It's amazing what you can find to read waiting your turn in the barber shop.
cf. I'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song.