That was an especially nice touch, Clarice.
While out tonight I caught a few minutes of the news tonight. The "hot story" they kept promoting dealt with Miss USA. Today is her 21st birthday, but instead of being happy she might have to give back her crown.
After two segments of anticipation she may lose her crown due to allegations of underage drinking, cocaine, and sexual shenanigans. The last of which included "lustify kissing" Miss Teen USA and sneaking men into their hotel room.
I found myself thinking ... C'mon! Nobody cares.
Can you believe in 2006 we even still have such tomfoolery as beauty pagents and so forth? What with the objectification of women and the disdain for shallowness where feminity are concerned?
What a beating that the legitimate news has to give us this "shocking" Inside Edition Hollywood Access National Enquirer slooge!
The worst was Clarice Tinsley had to embarrass herself by asking enthusiastically of the field reporter, "And when will we know the outcome?!"
I thought that was an especially nice touch, Clarice. However, her FEBA* was not convincing.
I hadn't seen the local news in quite a few years. I hadn't missed much.
*FEBA = False Enthusiasm, Bogus Attitude