Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.
Pluto got the boot. No, not the dog, the other Pluto.
Pluto is no longer a planet!
Apparently, 8 is enough. Not all agree, for some argue that Pluto is a planet.
Allegedly, the definition of "planet" is and has been in question before and may be for some time.
Pluto was discovered in 1930, but limited information has called its status into question before. After debate, Pluto was defrocked Thursday and your solar system models will have to be modified.
From left to right: Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune
Now over to Champ Kind, for sports. Cardinals shut out Cubs tonight.
Back to you, Ron.
This just in, a new picture of the New & Improved Solar System, complete with associate members (known as dwarf planets).